|Ben Stiller with… the Biebs? (x)|
Righty: You’re left-handed! Me: Yep, all my life. Righty: I never knew you were left-handed!
Customer: I just picked up my food and the green peppers on the pizza weren’t cooked. Roommate: I’m sorry about that. We can remake your order if you would like. Customer: Well, I’m already home now. Roommate: I can give you a credit for the next time you order. Customer: The cheese wasn’t even melted. It was basically raw. Roommate: I’m sorry. I’m going to put in a $20 credit for the next time you order so you’ll get a free pizza. Customer: It was just really bad.